The kit for people who would rather smash a plate than make small talk. Original rage-room designs for your crew, your team day and the coffee afterwards.
Made to order · UK delivery · Secure Stripe checkout. £4.99 UK delivery per order. Estimated delivery: 7–12 working days. Items may arrive in separate parcels.
Break things. Feel better. / T-shirt
Smash Club
£19.99
A vintage club badge for anyone who knows the satisfaction of a clean hit. A wearable rage-room design with no venue branding.
Product detailsGildan Softstyle 64000, front print. Everyday clothing, not protective equipment.
£4.99 UK delivery per order. Estimated delivery: 7–12 working days. Items may arrive in separate parcels.
The unofficial souvenir / T-shirt
I Came. I Saw. I Smashed.
£19.99
The tee that says exactly how the session went. Bold cobalt impact artwork makes it work as a souvenir from any rage room.
Product detailsGildan Softstyle 64000, front print. Everyday clothing, not protective equipment.
£4.99 UK delivery per order. Estimated delivery: 7–12 working days. Items may arrive in separate parcels.
Handle with care / Heat-reveal mug
Caffeine & Consequences
£17.99
Coffee after controlled destruction. A retro cracked-mug design that works at home, at work or after your next smash session.
Product details11oz heat-sensitive ceramic mug.
£4.99 UK delivery per order. Estimated delivery: 7–12 working days. Items may arrive in separate parcels.
A private collection / Notebook
Things I’m Not Saying Out Loud
£14.99
A private place for the thoughts that are better on paper. Premium editorial cover art with a cracked speech bubble and a knowing sense of humour.
Mark a birthday, stag or hen outing, or a team day with a design made for rage-room fans. These are everyday gifts, not protective equipment. Follow your venue’s clothing and safety rules.
Delivery, clearly priced
£4.99 UK delivery per order. Estimated delivery: 7–12 working days. Items may arrive in separate parcels.